Mind-Cruton: More Shit That Confuses Me

  • Keira Knightley’s insistence upon starring in movies that require her to wear corsets. She doesn’t even need a bra.
  • What Tumblr’s deal is with Bukowski, exactly. 
  • The amount of Childish Gambino that’s considered unhealthy to consume in one sitting. 
  • The extent to which Kate Winslet has been allowed to eyebrow-act her way into an award-winning career. 
  • Jogging. 
  • Infants. 
  • Cheese that isn’t in my mouth. 
  • Referring to anyone’s vagina as a “yes-yes” outside of a maximum security women’s prison. 
  • Pomeranians.
  • Colors that aren’t black. 

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