Mind-Crouton: Useless Brain-Pebbles

  • Do all the movies Ashanti has ever acted in feature the name “Carter” in their titles for a reason? 
  • You know what’s totally awesome? When all you wear is black and then the light in your closet goes out. #gothicproblems
  • So, Jessica Chastain just won the red carpet without even trying. Gingers are doin’ it for themselves, y’all. 
  • It’s kosher that I’m watching Teen Mom 2 reunion instead of the Oscars, right? Cool. Just making sure. 

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