Mind-Crouton: Useless Brain-Pebbles
- Do all the movies Ashanti has ever acted in feature the name “Carter” in their titles for a reason?
- You know what’s totally awesome? When all you wear is black and then the light in your closet goes out. #gothicproblems
- So, Jessica Chastain just won the red carpet without even trying. Gingers are doin’ it for themselves, y’all.
- It’s kosher that I’m watching Teen Mom 2 reunion instead of the Oscars, right? Cool. Just making sure.