I know that they’re spam or whatever, but I can’t tell y’all how badly I want those Tumblr Staff Blog $100 Cheesecake Factory gift-card promotions I’ve been seeing everywhere on my dash to be real! You know what $100 can buy you at the Cheesecake Factory? Happiness, that’s fuckin’ what.
I’ve officially lost the ability to distinguish between episodes of ‘Basketball Wives’. I can sit at outdoor restaurants and talk shit, too—where’s my check?
Speaking of the VH1 family, Do Lil’ Kim and Tiny Cottle share a make-up artist? Is that person sober?
Why couldn’t Bjork have attended the Oscars last night? I needed some swan to break up the yawn.
